Sousefest '09 - "Pickled" is the right word...

Witness the adventures of the CLQ+TheLush (and a bunch of other crazy characters)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

In the room now

That's the Kidani lobby and Christmas tree.
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  1. RTDDecember 10, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Earlier today I decided to prepare for this year's event. I chose to pre-heat the oven @ 525* and as a contingency plan; I wired the oven door to violently slam if the dog took a drink from the toilet, slept in my bed, or decided to use the doggie door to go outside and take care of biz.
    As a final step I taught the dog how to point and click with the mouse. He learned so quickly that I also taught him to type. I figured he spends most of his days taking naps and licking his balls. A little time keeping up with those who rise to the occasion when Mickey Mouse & smarty juice are combined, could only add to a life otherwise monotonous. [extreme sarcasm]
    ….……..It was easier than I thought to dig the hole and dispense of that annoying A-Hole who used to slide my food dish across the floor and make me chase those god-forsaken tennis balls. He was a real potlicker; it was fun as hell peeing on the dirt after I covered the grave …I mean hole. I’ve trained both runts to feed me, and neither will put the toilet seat cover down …it’ll be good to take a few days to get some rest. When the “nice” one gets home I’ll just come running downstairs and pretend I missed her; she’ll rub my head behind my ears and say hello, then stumble upstairs [still drunk] and not realize the “man of the house” is not there. They are/were soooooooo dumb! The next morning she’ll ask Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb where their dad is …they’ll look at each other and shrug their shoulders. All they care about is the TV anyway. I taught myself to use my front right paw to turn on the TV …they won’t even notice he is missing unless the power goes out.
    Well, I gotta jump in the car and go pick up Phineas and Ferb from school …my brilliant owners [extreme sarcasm] never did realize I taught myself to drive. It is hysterical that I am a better driver than the “nice” one. She can’t drive worth sh*t. She is so dumb … and he was dumber than she. I’ll miss him …not really.

    RTD

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